Harvard Police Blotter (as printed in the Harvard Crimson)
Compiled By Keith Wolf (NB)
Issue date: 3/3/03 Section: Humor
Yes, Harvard's Police blotter is being printed in the humor section. Please read into that as you may. (For what it's worth, my personal favorite report was from Valentine's Day.)
Feb. 2:
10:29:41 a.m.-Harvard University Police Department (HUPD) officers observed a person acting suspiciously at the Science Center. A warrant check turned up negative.
Feb. 3:
11:26:44 a.m.-An officer was dispatched to take a report of a stolen ID card at the Malkin Athletic Center (MAC).
Feb. 4:
7:38:34 a.m.-A stolen laptop was reported at the MAC.
1:18:45 p.m.-HUPD officers arrested 59-year-old Daniel Morley, of Lexington, Mass., for suspicious behavior and an outstanding warrant in Gund Hall.
4:36:16 p.m.-An officer was dispatched to take a report of a threatening phone call at the Kennedy School of Government.
Feb. 5:
9:20:03 a.m.-An HUPD officer was sent to the MAC to take a report of a stolen coat.
Feb. 6:
4:23:42 a.m.-Officers were dispatched to The Crimson to investigate a report of a person acting suspiciously. The party was gone on arrival.
12:02:42 p.m.-An officer arrested 48-year-old Wayne Bullock, of Mattapan, Mass., for trespassing in Matthews Hall.
Feb. 7:
10:12:04 a.m.-HUPD officers were sent to the Bauer Center on Divinity Ave. to take a report of a stolen toaster oven and a microwave.
10:57:55 p.m.-Officers were dispatched to Weld Hall to investigate the well-being of participants in a possible argument. The conflict was resolved before the officers arrived.
Feb. 8:
10:14:58 p.m.-An officer was sent to Lowell House to take a report of a suspicious letter.
11:18:52 p.m.-HUPD officers assisted the Cambridge Police Department with a search at Pforzheimer House for a suspect in an armed robbery.
Feb. 9:
12:59:11a.m.-Harvard University Police Department (HUPD) officers assisted the Cambridge Police Department (CPD) with a robbery investigation at Currier House.
Feb. 2:
10:29:41 a.m.-Harvard University Police Department (HUPD) officers observed a person acting suspiciously at the Science Center. A warrant check turned up negative.
Feb. 3:
11:26:44 a.m.-An officer was dispatched to take a report of a stolen ID card at the Malkin Athletic Center (MAC).
Feb. 4:
7:38:34 a.m.-A stolen laptop was reported at the MAC.
1:18:45 p.m.-HUPD officers arrested 59-year-old Daniel Morley, of Lexington, Mass., for suspicious behavior and an outstanding warrant in Gund Hall.
4:36:16 p.m.-An officer was dispatched to take a report of a threatening phone call at the Kennedy School of Government.
Feb. 5:
9:20:03 a.m.-An HUPD officer was sent to the MAC to take a report of a stolen coat.
Feb. 6:
4:23:42 a.m.-Officers were dispatched to The Crimson to investigate a report of a person acting suspiciously. The party was gone on arrival.
12:02:42 p.m.-An officer arrested 48-year-old Wayne Bullock, of Mattapan, Mass., for trespassing in Matthews Hall.
Feb. 7:
10:12:04 a.m.-HUPD officers were sent to the Bauer Center on Divinity Ave. to take a report of a stolen toaster oven and a microwave.
10:57:55 p.m.-Officers were dispatched to Weld Hall to investigate the well-being of participants in a possible argument. The conflict was resolved before the officers arrived.
Feb. 8:
10:14:58 p.m.-An officer was sent to Lowell House to take a report of a suspicious letter.
11:18:52 p.m.-HUPD officers assisted the Cambridge Police Department with a search at Pforzheimer House for a suspect in an armed robbery.
Feb. 9:
12:59:11a.m.-Harvard University Police Department (HUPD) officers assisted the Cambridge Police Department (CPD) with a robbery investigation at Currier House.